Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

Yes, you’ve guessed it, time for another post about reality television. Some of you are either jumping for joy or shaking your heads thinking ‘here we go again’.  The principle of the show is quite simple. British teenagers take their first summer holiday  abroad not knowing that their parents are secretly watching them. It may sound like a silly programme but it is really interesting. The teenagers get up to all sorts, drinking, smoking, getting drunk, having sex. You name it, they are doing it. At the end of the programme, they are confronted by their parents who admit they have been secretly watching their every move. I LOVE IT!!!!!

I’m not very old myself but I am actually disgusted with the stuff they get up to. Call me a party pooper, I don’t care. I don’t understand why people go on holiday and end up doing crazy stuff. It’s as though they leave their common sense at home. Naughty people! In one of the episodes a Jewish guy, who has NEVER had a girlfriend, went on holiday with his friends. He was adamant he wanted to lose his virginity on holiday. Why did he want to do it on holiday? What’s wring with the girls in England? I don’t know what the motive behind it was or whether that was a poor excuse. Either way, this is the kind of stupidity that happens in this show. Anyways, his mum rang him at 11pm and he said he was going to the library. Dude, come on!!!! If you’re going to lie, then you should lie properly. Which sane person goes to the library that late at night? To make it worse, his mother actually believed him. To be fair, his mother seemed a little crazy. Well she must have been to believe his pathetic little story. Mothers, hey! I’m not really bothered about what people do on holiday, but this guy went against his own religion. Maybe he thought that God wasn’t watching him because he was on holiday. SILLY!

I love the way most of the teenagers act like virgins and saints when they are at home. They go on holiday and become a totally different person. Truth be told, they can act like the REAL person that they are when they are away from their parents. The youth of today are a bunch of party animals even though a lot of them don’t have much money. I think a lot of them are keeping up with the Jones’. Rather than spending within their means, they will spend ridiculous amounts of money just to show off to their friends. Pretty pathetic in my eyes, but that’s the way of the world. It’s becoming a popular trend.

In another episode, three guys went on holiday together. One of them wasn’t paying his fair share for the drinks and the excursions, so the other two kept paying for him because they wanted to do things together. On day 3 of the holiday, the guy said he had “spent half of his holiday money”. Why the heck would you go on holiday if you don’t have much spending money? How stupid do you have to be to spend half your money in the space of 2-3 days? When the youth of today do stupid things like this, it’s no wonder I get so angry.

Moral of the story: Don’t do stupid things for a television programme because your parents WILL find out. Sneaky business will definitely get you into a lot of trouble. Be warned!

Christmas Party

It’s that time of month when companies have their Christmas parties. Some of you love them, some of you hate them. That all depends of whether you like your colleagues or not. Let’s discuss the dos and donts.

DOS

You should attend. Employers don’t like it when you don’t show up. Even if the thought of spending time with people you hate makes you sick to your stomach, you should show your face. It’s a polite thing to do. Besides, you’re only planning on parking your bum on the sofa and watch rubbish TV. You might as well do something productive. To think of it in a positive manner, you get free drinks all evening. PARTY ON!!!

Control your drinking. Some people drink so much and create such a scene. Embarrassing or what?! Alcohol can create an amazing feeling, it can also create unnecessary drama. For the love of God, behave yourself. Know your limits and stick to it. It’s all fun and games to say or do something when you’re drunk because everyone else may not let you live it down. BEHAVE!

Remember to socialise. You’ll meet all the other members of staff within the company so it’s time to mingle with them. You never know what it’ll get you. There’s no harm in getting your name about (as long as it’s in a good way). Remember, manners are free, but a promotion could be at stake here.

The most important point is to make sure you enjoy the party. The last thing you want to do is have a rubbish evening. Just remember, everyone will return back to work and talk about the party, You don’t want to seem like the party pooper. Reputations stick with you very a long time.

DONTS

This is very important for women. DON’T DRESS LIKE A SLUT. Yes, you are no longer in the office but that doesn’t give you an excuse to dress inappropriately. You are still representing the company.

Pay attention because this is very very very important too. Do not, under any circumstances, make a move on another employee. No excessive flirting, no kissing, no groping and definitely no sex!!!!! It’s hard to keep an office romance a secret. I’m not saying it hasn’t been done before because it obviously has. What I’m trying to say is calm down and keep your knickers on.

Don’t talk about business, you boring little loser. That can be discussed in the office. You’re at a party so jolly well act like it. I don’t think I need to elaborate more on this topic.

Bare all this mind when you’re at your Christmas party, You’ll thank me later, I promise.