I dedicated my Facebook status to Halloween today and I was told I was mean. I don’t care what you think hahaha. I would love to give you the history about it but to be honest, I don’t have a clue about it. To me, it’s seen as a greedy celebration where kids knock on strangers’ doors asking for sweets. My mother always told me to stay away from strange men. As a daughter, it’s my job not to listen but I promise I have never accepted away sweets from them. I’m sure that’s a play on words. Maybe? No? Well, it’s a really smart saying and I made it up all by myself *smiles proudly* I don’t think a lot of people know about Halloween seeing as it’s an American tradition (I think but please don’t quote me on it) but English people love to copy.
I don’t like the way children knock on my door and shout “TRICK OR TREAT”. I definitely don’t like the way they give me a dirty look when I say “trick”. I know it’s a really mean thing to do but don’t give me an option if you can’t fulfil it. As you can imagine, these kids don’t know any tricks and are standing on my doorstep looking more stupid than they usually do. It’s a simple rule in the world, don’t offer something you can’t deliver. I’m a very strong believer of it so if you can’t perform a trick, you’re not getting away sweets so GO AWAY.
Oh the costumes!!!!! It’s Halloween for God’s sake . . . Not Put-A-Black-Bag-Over-Yourself-And-Call-It-A-Costume. If I were ever to dress up for Halloween, what costume would I wear? A mummy? The bride of Chuckie? The Devil? Nah, don’t be silly, I’d go as myself. I’m kinda scary when I want to be haha. I’m not scary looking, if that’s what you are thinking but I am a bit of a meanie when you want to be. So if I were ever to go to a party, I’d end up stealing everyone else’s sweets.
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